Well well here we are again starting a new posting!
Hi again. Today aht school my P.E class had a maths teacher watching us for the period. He's yoor average teacher old, boring and has grey hair!!(any teachers reading this we all know you've had yoor faces dun up nd yer hair dyed!!!!!)but this teacher is mad he tells you jokes during his lesson about how he used to fly fighter jets and boats and stuff. We knew if we asked him he'd surely tell us a story so we all asked and he gave us one but it was a joke and here it is.
"3 guys just died walk up to the pearly gates in heaven. They knock on the door and St. Peter comes out saying ' Hello sorry fellas only got room for one of you. To decide which one i wish to here how you died and the saddest death will get in.' he asks the first man how he died and the man said
'Well i work the night shift 10 till 6 but at haff ten my boss came through and said i could go home as everything was finished. i thought at last 1 nite home with the wife. when i got up to my flat on the 10th floor i shouted in the door'cooee im home' but there were voices coming from the bedroom so i went into the bedroom and there was my wife covers up to her eyeballs. i ripped the covers from over her and she had nothing on. i searched the falt in the bedroom int the kitchen and in the living room no one but then i went out onto the balcony and seen a man dangling from the edge he screams please help me but one by one i pluck his fingers off the balcony and he falls into a tree 'damn it!' so i go and get the fridge and throo it out the balcony and it falls ontop of that man! oh no what have i done i couldnt live with my self after that so i threw my self off the balcony and plumeted to thr ground. and thats how i died.' thts very sad St. Peter says. okaii how did you die? to the second man.' well i live in a block of flats on the 11th floor. i'm a retired gardener so i have lots of plants in my flat as i go out onto the balcony to water them i fall off the edge and grab the balcony below me then this maniac comes out and plucks each of my finger off the railing and i fall off the balcony 'dead i thought' but i landed in a tree and halleloohyah im not dead but then this fridge comes plummeting towards me and flatens me!. and thats how i died!!!' thats a very sad story St peter says this ones the saddest so far!! and lastly tell me how you died.well st peter i was hiding in this fridge that was thrown over a balcony!"
My p.e class found this extreamly funny but you may not!!!
well as ive now written over 2500 words am away
keep an eye out for tomorrows posting
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. This is the furst time a huv tried somthing like this so if a bore you why are you still reading it? Well i suppose i better tell you all a little about myself! Well ma names Shaunie White but am known as Pingu, bawheed amoungst other things. Am 13 born on fathers day of june '93. I have dark dark brown hair and green eyes that change from day to day as somedays i have blue eyes and others i have grey or greeny blue! I live in Drongan with my mum, my 2 cats Bootsie and CJ and my dog Tara. My dad past away when i was a small child
. I go to auchinleck academy it is actually alrite but can be extreamly boring! Erm i think thats everything about me for the moment
. Oh aye am currently single but liking a boy from england called Sam hes a wee stunner lolz
. Well ma msn's 
